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By atmac95 - 27/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

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By Himynameisjacob - 05/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML

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By mandy - 01/08/2009 01:51 - Australia

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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By stupid - 24/09/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML

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fueledbyshar 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:09

Get off of FML and get writing!

LtHoward 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:04

Your own fault for having an F in the first place.

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liveitupx 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:44

Okay, obviously some people further up didn't understand the FML correctly. He's saying the reason he doesn't even have one page yet is because his mom took away the computer that it was saved on (which means he probably had a good chunk of it done). What I don't understand is why your mom would take away your computer for failing a subject that you were typing a paper for. That logic is twisted.

boatkicker 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:35

I feel really stupid now. I don't know why that didn't register with me before....

moralgo 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:53

Next time save your work on a USB flash drive, then go to the library or something.

sockybabe 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:56

okay. have you ever heard of writing it in pen? like seriously dude how stupid can you get?

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 6:58

like seriously dude, did you know that some teachers require you to type essays? like it's an automatic F if you don't.

ElMundio87 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:53

lol, then why did they spend all that time making us learn cursive?

olw25 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:59

dumb as hell for having an f in English. an f in foreign Lang or math... ok, English! u should get a d for showing up.

epoh_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:00

She's your MOMS. You should always smoke with your mom if she wants to. Sharing is caring.

facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:12

well i smoke wit my dad all tha time...but hes cool about itt. if he smokes my weed, he'll usually pay mee back my either givin mee more weed later or buyin sum cigs for mee. nd im pretty shure my mom would do the same, but wenever my mom is high she does dumb shit nd i feel like i gotta babysit her

dochoc_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:15

Pretty pathetic that you're failing English, so don't even worry about the essay. You're failing anyway.

Blink182ftw 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:18

Are you 12?

Invierno 10

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:35

Simple solution: write it in print, ask your mom to let you type it afterwards. But honestly, how much will one essay help? Let's be realistic about who's at fault and stop blaming your mother.

KayleeFrye 39

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:45

Stop making excuses and take responsibility for yourself. You are failing, your fault. You haven't finished the paper, your fault. Go to the library or a friend's house, borrow a computer, find some caffeine, and get to work.