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By atmac95 - 27/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

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By Himynameisjacob - 05/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML

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By mandy - 01/08/2009 01:51 - Australia

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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By stupid - 24/09/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML

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Sunday 28 February 2010 1:09

Get off of FML and get writing!

LtHoward 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:04

Your own fault for having an F in the first place.

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SnickerVonBicker 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:07

you fail at lying and apparently, English

perdix 29

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:08

Looks like your teacher is going to have to invent the letter grade 'G' to describe what an utter failure you are. The F students are going to point at you and laugh.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:14

Ah yes.. The F students.. The A students.. The G students.

beckster_05 9

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:55

^This, haha.

nomnommonster 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:33

Her face. It's extremely disturbing, just like her thoughts.

belisama_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 6:37

lol @ 68 win

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:09

your mom is not the least bit intelligent. sorry to say

joebo7 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:13

how could you write this then?

wienerdog 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:16

***** weak

ashlynn610 12

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:18

that sucks ): fyl

hopelessness101 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:20

You know, you could always hand write it. I know, crazy idea.

Felium 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:23

that happend to me then i was like ok so u gonna write a note saying why i didnt give my paper or wat then they gave it bk

BlueTwist89 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:25

Um. That sucks. For anyone who has ever hand written an essay and then typed it, it takes a pretty long time. Imagine how long that would be. At least 16 pages. Outlines are only semi-helpful. I would just politely ask my teacher for an extension, if you only had one day to write it. If you had awhile, YDI for being lazy. Also, YDI if you didn't explain to your mom that you had a super long paper to write.

BlueTwist89 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:27

Forgot to mention the obvious—this is your mom's fault. Tell the teacher that your mom wouldn't let you use the computer b/c you're failing english. Tell him/her to call her. I doubt your mom would be a bitch and lie about it.