By anon - 24/05/2012 18:59 - United States - Pasadena

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Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML
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Queen_Cosmos 7

Think about it like this, if they never did it on the bench you wouldn't be here today :)

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daboss81 0

you should steal the bench, and damn park needs to be updated

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micahsmommy 13

So you now know where babies come from, park benches.

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andy30ace 3

Take it With you... Funny story to tell

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gonad_gobbler 1

This explains so much, a few months ago I sat on a park bench naked...I'm due in 6 weeks.

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Il_Maestro 6

Good luck raising a child with a father like that. The last time I dated a bench, she was lazy as ****.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

How cute. I'm lucky I don't know my biological parents because I won't ever know where I was conceived ;) But wait.. That means I could have been conceived anywhere. *takes out cleaning supplies and begins scrubbing the chair I'm on*

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new_Combray 4

Back to the starting point it seems...

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Miouya 0

Guess you parents like to be out in the open :P

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