By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 17:27 - United States - Bessemer

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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
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DeoVolente 13

"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~

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beaverteaser 16

milk milk lemonade, round the back fudge is made

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mccrightp 29

He could have said, "Great news honey! Let's see if we can hear more on the radio! ("Dials" nipples.)

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SuperMew 22

While not the gushing, romantic response you might have wanted, at least he stayed and seems to be making humorous jokes. I know people who demand their wives/girls abort the baby.

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thejimler 9

Well at least it's not the WORST reply you could get after announcing your pregnancy, plus you now know you can "milk" him for favors! ;P

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rebel501 4

That's kinda funny you gotta admit but congrats on the baby! I realize its serious. But he's just happy I bet :)

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deepikaarchie 13

Gosh that wasn't a good way to receive such a beautiful news.

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