By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 17:27 - United States - Bessemer

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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
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DeoVolente 13

"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~

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peanutbrat 11

You had to have known how immature he was if you married him.

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Tannasgh 22

Hope you don't have a boy. Not much of a role model...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, at least he's not mad/unhappy about it. Surely you knew how immature he was before marrying him/sleeping with him, though. If it bothers you now, well, I guess you're SOL. Congrats on the pregnancy though!

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chelsea_liz 6

Unfortunate reaction... but I had fun re-reading it with an Alabama accent :)

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mlto17 3

Watch out they are about to get WAY sore and sensitive. I started pinching my husbands nipples when he would hurt mine, he got smart fast.

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