By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 17:27 - United States - Bessemer

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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
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DeoVolente 13

"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~

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perdix 29

When you're ready, I've heard there are people who make breast-milk cheese. C'mon, the fetus won't miss it!

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Kain713 14

No, it's not. It's weird, but there are no laws against it.

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perdix 29

#17, if so, it would be impossible to enforce for personal use. I'm sure it would be illegal to sell, which is too bad, because the commercials would be fantastic!!

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gracehi 31

I actually have wondered what human cheese would be like...

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noobienick 19

The fetus? And here I thought the baby nursed AFTER it was born...

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emxy92 22

And at least it's a somewhat enthusiastic response!

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zoegirl_455 30

What a fun story to look back on and share with your family! "Ah yes when he found out we would soon be a family he was just so happy he.."

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EvilLittleMan 23

Give your Man Child of a husband a facial.

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skittyskatbrat 19

My husband has already been warned that I consider them future water guns. Slap his hand and tell him that they are for the baby, and he doesn't get to play with them again until the baby is done using them.

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Retrokitty 9

At least he was somewhat excited for you to be pregnant.

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oneofthosegirls_fml 11

Sometimes guys act a little awkward when they're shocked like that.

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