By kidswithnomanners - 05/09/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML
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saIty 17

Her new name is now Catherine Obvious.

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Yargnit_fml 1

Jade: we gotta get out of here! Tori: yeah. thank you. katharine obvious! Trina: what?  Tori: i said, thank you katharine obvious! Robbie: did she say KATHARINE obvious? Andre: it’s captain obvious.. Tori: huh? Jade: the expression is thank you CAPTAIN obvious. Tori: it’s not katharine? Trina: no. Beck: who would katharine be? Tori: katharine could be a captain. 

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leonaXD 0

I'm sure that her parents didn't teach he that, most adults are mature enough to not say that kind if stuff.

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hiscrazygurl1 5

I love this kid :)

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robberry 11

I wonder what else you've taught that poor child.

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happy_dino 6

Cut teennick from her tv time. Nuff said.

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perdix 29

If the kid had a proper pre-school education, she would have said: "Hey, old lady, don't you have anything better to do than rag on my ass? The room ain't gonna clean itself, y'know, chop-chop!" Too bad you cheaped out on your kid's schooling.

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maddy1028 0

Just think she's only 4, I'd hate to be you when she turns 14. FYL now and for the next 20 Years

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FarSide 22

Agreed. You will be posting FML's through tears for the next 20 years. You are an abject parenting failure.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Beat her now, and repeatedly, before she becomes an uncontrollable 9 year old.

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