Kids: Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family...

By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML

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By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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By Phil - 14/04/2022 10:00

Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 14:20 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By no - 17/11/2014 02:26 - United States

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

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SomeBossOnHere 5

Monday 14 May 2012 0:51

Ouch... Holding a bit of a grudge huh?

FMLandurstoo 9

Monday 14 May 2012 0:52

Just get out of the ******* way then!

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PurpleBerry13 3

Monday 14 May 2012 1:53

sounds like your dad is a real jackass . and a dumbass . FYL, and sorry !

drakej 0

Monday 14 May 2012 1:53

Wow what a douche!

KaelaKhaotic 5

Monday 14 May 2012 2:16

OP's dad, it's just lacrosse. Don't take it so seriously.

yupitssoph 18

Monday 14 May 2012 2:17

A kid who goes to my school died from being hit in the chest with a lacrosse ball... They had to resuscitate him on the field.

tearsliberation 0

Monday 14 May 2012 2:45

Wow, you could die from a lax ball hit on your chest over the heart too... Wtf is wrong with your father??

Marley_Dnt_Shoot 3

Monday 14 May 2012 2:45

Your dad is a little unhinged =S

FatTony2010 4

Monday 14 May 2012 2:47

Kick him in the plums!

Rocky007 15

Monday 14 May 2012 2:55

Don't argue with your father.

pokefan813 16

Monday 14 May 2012 4:39

42 - let's look at it from her pespective. Someone wants you to be somewhere you are not interested in. That someone dosn't respect your opinions and argues with you about it. Then he takes you anyway, hitting you with a ball repeatedly and you know damn well it wasn't an accident. I think the dad was being a bit immature. (using that term loosely of course)

perdix 29

Monday 14 May 2012 3:03

How poetic! Physically, he nailed you in the chest. I guess your consumptive, literary self came up with the heart imagery instead of doing something athletic with your family.