By LowerCrust - 30/01/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
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THE_A_TEEN 27

First of all the FML implies that OP is in college, therefor pizza places/restaurants are one of those places College student's work at. Second, AT LEAST HE HAS A ******* JOB. Third, just because you hate pizza, DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN DEMORALIZE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU HATE THEIR PRODUCT!! Shut your ******* mouth!!!!!!

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Who in ***** name doesn't like pizza? That's just so.. unnatural.

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ProhibitionRose 14

Perfect revenge: an anonymous tip that the local stoner is dealing weed at your school.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

20-Well played. That's a perfect revenge plan for anyone. Just call a hotline service and insist that they were selling drugs.

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MiSo_Delek 7

Ask if your boss has seen any visual evidence. i.e video tapes, other workers. If not, he can't fire you for that.

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niallo 23

Depending on where you work, you can be fired for anything or nothing. In this case, the boss had cause. A customer basically reported a theft. As for the stoner. Drop a really big rock on his head.

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yahoowizard 16

Haha, he fired up his weed, but it wasn't the only thing fired

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perdix 29

I'll bet your the class vice-stoner and are so high, you forgot how many free pizzas you've given to your boss.

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perdix 29

Oops! I could tell you why I'm so tired, but you wouldn't believe it.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Curiosity kills the cat now. Why ARE you so tired Perdix? (yes I do notice it's probably ironic posting this comment with this icon)

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yandizzle 0

I've read a similar one o_O hmm. well shit happens OP don't dwell just move on the job obviously wasn't meant for you. we all can agree that shit happens for a reason, wether good or bad. it will be ok.

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SxeDaze 13

Time for revenge!! , go to the shady part of town , look for a shady person , ask them if they sell drugs like shrooms,coke,thizz and angel dust , buy $20 bucks worth of each , go home , find your table , get a masher , mash the drugs into a fine powder, steal his bag of weed , throw that powder in his weed , mix it well , throw it back where u found it , stalk him and watch him trip the **** out when he smokes it. Too much? Nope just have too much time on my hands.

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