Transportation: Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train......

By RatQuiRit - 13/10/2008 08:21

Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 11:49 - Netherlands - Vlissingen

Today, I had to take the train from my hometown to my university for a very important meeting concerning my foreign exchange program. When I finally arrived, I noticed a Post-it on the door: "Meeting cancelled, sick". I basically made a 9-hour day-trip for a half-an-hour walk. FML

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Wake up Boo!

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 20:01

Today, my work made us all get up at 3 a.m. to head to the airport for our 7 a.m. flight, only for us to get to the airport and find out the flight is cancelled. FML

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By ColdFoot - 03/10/2009 06:38 - Australia

Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML

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By WrongTrainGuy - 27/05/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I took the wrong train and didn’t realise it until it arrived in Aberdeen. Eight hours from where I was meant to go. FML

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By Jetlagged - 03/06/2017 22:00

Today, I'm stuck at the airport overnight, because my phone didn't update its time zone after flying in, so I watched my train leave, thinking mine wasn't due for another hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 12:18

Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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TurtleGenius 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:38

That sucks. Wish there was more to the story, though.

k8rss 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:28

......................so

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:36

this hardly sounds like a FML to me

gh17m166 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 6:35

y is that fml so wat catchthe next one

emurelle 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:57

Mhh, sounds like the trains in my country. Those get cancelled and never get on time

koolman222 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:47

ydi

Rj93 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:20

Could'a been worse really, could have been 7:30AM.

loserthegreat 11

Monday 21 May 2012 0:20

Just get the next one! At that time of the evening there would probably have been another in like a half hour. Not an fml imho, sorry.

Ajwc101 24

Monday 18 June 2012 1:36

coulda been worst

Ajwc101 24

Monday 18 June 2012 1:39

YDI

HarroIAmBob 21

Monday 29 April 2013 2:01

what for

lordbane2110 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 13:30

Yeah been there before, just stay at a premier inn

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 18:28

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