By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 19:51 - South Africa

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm moving to South Africa if this is how the criminals act. I'm tired of getting robbed by assholes who aren't even polite enough to apologize for stealing my shit.

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mptothedc 0

He wasn't being polite. He was covering his ass so it wouldn't become a domestic animal murder case.

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naiveteswisdom 0

yeah, the thief's politeness is SO much more important than the fact he's a thief. I mean, like, SO much.

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you_freak 7

At #130 South Africa is not mostly white. White's are now the minority

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boshiboshibom 1

Sorry to hear about the cat, at least he apologized for it. Think about it this way, if there wasn't a note wouldn't you think that he killed it just because he was cruel? Better this way to know that it was an accident.

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bluepandabear 0

Aww, poor guy. Kitty stories always get me. ;-;

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Karnezar 2

/b/ robbed your home, you know how much they love dem cats

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MitchShadows 1

...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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