By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:07 - United States - Pensacola

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Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
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cyanidesandwich 21

All I want for my birthday are big booty hoes...

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manimitsu 6

did he say "a big booty ho" if so he was only quoting a song.

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tnlander 20

That's funny because I ask for the same thing every year

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ar2ag3on 4

that's not cool at all. ******* kids now a days..

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kirasant 19

I had to vote ydi cus you raised this twat waffle. Good job. Can't wait till he's in highschool. You should probably get a lawyer on retainer now.

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bayy1432 14

whether he was kidding or not the younger generations are so much more "mature" and sexual and it's quite disturbing to see. Please have a talk with him OP.

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Ilikepie82479 20

You probably deserve it; although, there's not enough information to be able to tell if it is or not, so I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt

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nsrigiri 7

He could have told that to his friends but not you, aaah so embarrassing ?

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