By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:07 - United States - Pensacola

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Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
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cyanidesandwich 21

All I want for my birthday are big booty hoes...

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supasupa 1

Hes gonna be a stupid asshole dude like the most of them are when he grows up

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worldclassrager 39

Starting off early...I guess wolf of Wall Street would be a good example of what can happen maybe get an edited version

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nitrog100 21

Florida. Enough said.

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alex101676 8

you should feel relieved. he was being honest and at his age feeling normal. that's what I wanted from age 10 to now. except now I want a high priced "Escort".

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lalaney 14

YDI for teaching your son to view women that way.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Hopfully youve have the birds and bees talk with him by now.

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thes7274473 19

Twelve year olds... Those little ******* twelve year olds

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