By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:07 - United States - Pensacola

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Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
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cyanidesandwich 21

All I want for my birthday are big booty hoes...

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martin8337 35

This FML needs a follow-up, especially if you get him one, which I would if he was my son.

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ooft 8

And this ladies and gentlemen is what 2 Chainz does to your kids

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EvilLittleMan 23

Follow through by purchasing a garden hoe and putting a nice bright bow on it. Present the hoe to your son on the B Day with a card that reads: Son, you are saying it wrong. It's hoe not *****. Happy B Day. Love, Dad.

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Dumbledora 9

Just get him a Realdoll. Pretty much the same thing.

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Sakuraashita 15

Any chance he meant horse? Otherwise FYL big time you've got the next Charlie Sheen on your hands!

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Sal_Plissken 18

Well, if you live near OBT you could make his wish come true.

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