By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:07 - United States - Pensacola

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Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
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cyanidesandwich 21

All I want for my birthday are big booty hoes...

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kitten1800 18

Children are growing up so fast these days, it's crazy.

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LittleBells 17

It's a 6th Grade boy. What do you expect?

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stronghand0331 17

It's a 6th grade boy... We shouldn't expect that he wants a *****.

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kitten1800 18

When I was in middle school no one was that bad. Or maybe I was just oblivious to everything and boys have always been that bad. I dunno o.o

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PenguinBitch 43

You're right. Kids are growing up so fast. When I was his age, I was eleven.

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Mortoli 30

Lol I learned f word in third grade didn't know what it meant but said it right to my mom. Plus when I was in high school heard a 6th grader cussing so this "*****" thing only matter of time soon kids will be talkin bout well use your imagination. lol I blame school systems it gets more advanced as years go by parents can't keep up they turn out not knowing what's right or wrong then start influencing they kids. Lol soon elementary schools gonna be teaching college grade stuff. And that's when stuff gonna get real screwy. though I one to talk Italians will say literally anything in front of any kid they don't care lol.

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Leprekhaun 14

Just show him pictures of STDs that you can get from promiscuous sex and watch the horror in his eyes grow! >:)

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him to google Blue Waffle

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MrSassypants 33

That extra one might be a typo, but I hope it was intended. The idea of a parent buying their child not only one, but multiple ****** is hilarious to me for some reason.

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vikky538 28

good at least he did not ask for a hole...

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teashock 5

That's not cute. Set him straight.

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MikeyScene420 17

He should call my mom lol she's the biggest ***** on the planet

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SystemofaBlink41 27

LOL! Bringing personal problems into a public website where no one can possibly know what you're talking about! Hilarious!

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ChristianH39 30

Pretty sure fml is literally based entirely around anecdotes from people's personal lives... not that I'm defending 25.

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