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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:07 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

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By cahsecuel - 14/08/2014 20:44 - France - Grisolles

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 18:27 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2020 02:02

Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said sex. She told me to grow up and ask for something more realistic. FML

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By marie0908 - 17/12/2014 05:29 - France - Siros

Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML

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By Badkitty14 - 09/08/2012 20:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML

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Good question

By Anonymous - 17/10/2024 05:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my six year-old son asked me, "Dad, what's a glory hole?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 10:34 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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Oversharing

By Anonymous - 13/03/2020 12:30

Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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domking1315 20

Saturday 27 September 2014 5:11

Man knows what he wants

cyanidesandwich 21

Saturday 27 September 2014 5:12

All I want for my birthday are big booty hoes...

Comments

ZombieGurl95 18

Monday 29 September 2014 3:05

I Laughed at this more than I should have. I'm sorry, but this made my day.

charltonirvine 6

Monday 29 September 2014 13:19

My hero

sthrnbell 9

Wednesday 1 October 2014 3:27

Wow..time to have a talk with ur husband and see where he got that idea

Kris1520 14

Wednesday 1 October 2014 19:29

how sad

Maskarade_fml 1

Thursday 2 October 2014 14:48

lol something ain't right in that household

FANGSINURFACE 2

Thursday 2 October 2014 15:52

Awesome kid! lol

Entovarian 4

Thursday 2 October 2014 20:17

What he meant was cash. All in ones.

Seppo_fml 2

Sunday 5 October 2014 11:57

Can you say LoL

RayvenWhite 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 15:58

Expect to be a young grandparent.

tristanc27 7

Wednesday 8 October 2014 21:26

awe yeuh

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