By LadyNexus - 07/01/2015 03:54 - United States - Mohrsville

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47

It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.

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Floortje 17

He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!

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sdroze1389 31

you asked a question and got an honest answer, most people aren't so lucky. YDI, and high seven is quite flattering given a ten would imply his concept of total undeniable beauty.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

I HATE YOU. I srsly thought I would be the only one to nail that. Damnit! Well, props for having awesome taste in puns!

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cryssycakesx3 22

yeah but seven is a registered six offender.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

Oh-ho-hoh ooold it #56... Way to bring that s#%^ back around full circle!! >¥

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martin8337 35

It's better than an ugly 9 or 10.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

Yes lol, and every woman I've met that complains about their boyfriend/ husband is like " Oh, well but he's just too honest". ...SAID NO WOMAN EVER. That's a hard characteristic to obtain in a man.

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yeti37 16

If he's a three, then you're a 10 as a couple.

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eatsteak 20

I have never been with a perfect ten, but there was a night when i was with five two's. I think that should count.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

#21: I have to be a creeper and say... That your profile picture is the best thing I have ever seen! Your full fox attire is epic. #dedication. Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

#21: I have to be a creeper and say... That your profile picture is the best thing I have ever seen! Your full fox attire is epic. #dedication. Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow.

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cryssycakesx3 22

no pound signs here.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@57 oh I'm sorry is that a Twitter-sclusive thing? Or Instagram? I don't get much into social media. And couldn't type a minimum of 140 characters even if I tried ツ

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eatsteak 20

I am sure its all good, gotta learn sometime, somehow

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aedar 16

Could be worse... plus seven is above-average so it could be worse :)

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