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By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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missababgaga 19

Here's a solution... give him both!

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theone1andonly 2

I'm a guy. The relationship with my girl doesn't involve sex, and it will stay that way until marriage. I'd rather just HANG OUT with my girl, than play video games. In fact, I'd give up playing video games for good just to spend ONE HOUR HANGING OUT with her. OP, Dump him. He's a disgrace to the human race.

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hurley12 30

That's a compliment to you most guys would automatically choose the new game

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WumbologyMajor 3

You can only push a man so far.

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Tressa1982 18

yep! waited all night last night for some sex but instead he played the new Xbox one. I got my period today

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dtcwithed 12

Don't make him choose... bj while he plays.

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worldclassrager 39

Both? A little AA then a little fun afterwords...or a little alpha as **** would work as well

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lamana_fml 1

He wasn't crying from indecision, he was crying because he knew you wouldn't like his decision.

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Bludmagnus 13

Let's flip this question back at you, young lady. If you were given a choice between brand new top of the line shoes or sex, which would you go for? And no saying "not the same thing".. because it is on a similar level.

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CaroAurelia 12

But do you actually have to go out and buy the shoes? Because if you're just giving me the shoes, that takes up a lot less time than a video game. If that's the case I'd just thank the person for the shoes and then bang the crap out of my hypothetical boyfriend.

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