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By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML

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By minecraftwilldie - 02/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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SakataGintoki 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:22

Why not both?

missababgaga 19

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:23

Here's a solution... give him both!

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myusernameblows 1

Monday 26 November 2012 5:28

...why not both?

surahh412 4

Monday 26 November 2012 7:43

I know how you feel my boyfriend did the same thing

slyace 9

Monday 26 November 2012 15:05

In his defense, it is a really good game

deathbydaniel 9

Monday 26 November 2012 19:04

He'd rather play Assasins Creed, obviously. Why would you make him choose?? Cruel ;P

Aliserguy 2

Tuesday 27 November 2012 5:30

assasin`s creed

Samm3721 0

Tuesday 27 November 2012 6:08

It's ok... My BFs the same way... Except its black ops with him... (: I told him tht for every minute he plays black ops he better last 2 mins longer in bed... (He failed at tht too...) LMAO!

maybso 0

Tuesday 27 November 2012 6:40

id choose sex anyday unless its black ops 2... damn you black ops 2 -_-

crzy1313 0

Thursday 29 November 2012 2:45

Sounds like u need a man for a bf!

airene13 0

Friday 30 November 2012 0:16

Dang... Tht sucks! U must feel shitty!

beyeswdragon 2

Saturday 1 December 2012 15:33

As if that ever were a contest........ Assassins Creed, of course o.O

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