By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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1221jamw 11

ring ring ring, banana phone, banana phone

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TheDog6 24

Now who would have thought fruit and phones worked so well together...

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Mikeyburn85 9

Next time he wants some, grab a banana and pretend its his replacement.

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EvilLittleMan 23

F him. Go out, pick up a banana and don't pretend to be on a bone call.

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electrodude 15

What drugs is he on he has to share the love by sharing them haha

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TheIlluminatii 12

Is his name Jack? Because you should never let go.

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Rebles 15

So many people that do not get such a simple joke? I am dismayed.

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Cebolamole 13

That's some serious monkey business.

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RealSuperSand 21

Points for creativity and balls, if he owned it that is.

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Biker187 13

Me thinks he just want to be alone with his banana. Get a new Boyfriend

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AfroFluff 23

you should have taken the banana, act all seductive and then aggresively bite it off, to pay him back in his own game

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