Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 06:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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It's not me, it's you

By notjustfat - 20/04/2016 23:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 14 589

By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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You deserved it 31 136

mrricecakes 4

Tuesday 8 May 2012 15:52

Why would you even ask that in the first place?

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 15:51

A necrophiliac in the making.

Comments

poohappens26 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:25

Wow.. You must SUCK in bed.. F your BF's life

nofearjenshere 12

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:26

^ Probably because you lol at food.

bubu93_fml 1

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:30

dammm he tried u lol

DollyDope 17

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:39

YDf for being a terrible lover. And for asking such a loaded question. There really could have been no good, and honest, answer

pike1346 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:42

Why do girls ask STUPID questions like this? Cant you bring any better conversation to the table. Don't wonder why he leaves you, especially if you are bad in the sack

Penguin1942 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:55

Shut up Noor

BenevolentSlap 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:22

YDI. It's not an FML if you ask the question and don't like the response. One day, women will realize they can't get upset when they ask dumb questions and get answers they don't like. At least he was honest with you. now pick up a sex book or watch a **** together so you'll learn new things.