By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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mrricecakes 4

Why would you even ask that in the first place?

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ryggsekk 8

well you could be more active or like google position and try any somthing new

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PhilMcHawk 7

So MOVE, SHAKE, BOUNCE, MAKE SOME NOISE. I hate when girls just ******* lay there and take it. Show some interest FFS. I can completely understand your boyfriend's point of view.

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babyshaft408 8

Nice u don't move while getten stuffed.

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go_Banannas0814 0

Stop just laying there and learn to love sex more! Ps: don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers.

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hotforkegger 4

DUMP HIM!! DOUCHE BAG!!!

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dogpup4 23

Ask a stupid question, expect a stupid answer.

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trippythehippy 6

Learn to... Move

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