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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

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By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

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Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada

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By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:44

Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:40

What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..

Comments

crazy8beautiful 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:57

its okay hon....my ex would play world of warcraft or his PS3 or PSP or well pretty much any electronic thing over touching me....for 2.5 years.....hes a loser if he does that and not worth your time!

sadomassicast 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:11

haha #46 that is my boyfriend's fantacy

vampirate 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:38

get a better boyfriend and get the **** over sex.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:38

lol, I'd get rid of him. He's not that into you. It's weird when girls say they don't get enough sex.

Socrates_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:04

maybe for an xbox360, but not a PS3. only acceptable if it's GTA or you're fat and don't go down freely

Nexxion 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 11:07

YDI - either you provide horrible sex or you pick idiot boyfriends. Either way it is your own fault.

SavannahLeigh 0

Friday 8 May 2009 21:55

There are a few explanations for this one: 1. The guy's seven. 2. He's gay 3. You suck in bed 4. He's on anti-depressants.

Darling_Darkling 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:54

i empathise. i had one of the shittest days of my life and my ex-boyfriend (boyfriend at the time) decided to play morrowind rather than try and make me feel better and talk to me

ummiforget 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:45

But Morrowind was fun.... THE ELDER SCROLLS FTW!!!

brad42013 3

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:35

Well morrowind is pretty awesome...I can't say I wouldn't help you but at the same time I wouldn't stop playing

Everlost 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:18

this reminds me that I have to watch Penn & Teller today

love4all4 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:32

Id dump him

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