By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?

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LoLoLo_fml 0

What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..

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Dbotmen 9

Sometimes, you can't simply tell us that you wanna ****. You need to be patient, waiting until we are done shooting shit up, and actually try by doing one of three things; sit on us wearing as much clothes as you feel are appropriate, turn off the console and do what I previously suggested, or simply wait until you think could be the right moment and just say,"Let's ****." and start doing your thing.

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Lilandra_fml 8

It has been said before, but I'd like to add to the choir: Don't use that word for that purpose. If you want to have sex, good for you, but don't tell people to rape you. I voted YDI for that very reason.

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spleeN_fml 4

thats what happens when you get with a console peasant.

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BobBricks101 7

So you expect guys to have sex with you every time you want it, but not even close to every time a guy wants it

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