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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
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Geiko_fml 0

Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.

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Freeze_fml 16

Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.

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perdix 29

That should be easy on your budget. I think he's returning you for an exchange to get a better fit.

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xxdsaa 0

Wow that's rude, but hey, good luck with finding someone who is worth giving a birthday present. Because, obviously, he's not.

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andycakes 0

yeahh he's a terrible boyfriend for breaking up with you like that

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treesdevin 0

wow & that's how you go out like a G people lol

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FFML_314 11

And the word of the day is "succulent."

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Freeze_fml 16

Wrong. Today is Wednesday, not Saturday.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#33 I love that word. It's so fun to say for whatever reason...

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mandycandy1288 0

wow what an ass. you should either talk to him bout it or if he was really being serious, dump his ass. you deserve better!

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rlerke 0

or not, perhaps she's a needy manipulative birch. ever consider that? no you didn't sir.

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FFML_314 11

Did you ever consider that they may both be homeless drunks? NO YOU DIDN'T!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Homeless drunks can't use the interwebz :(

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Pfft, nobody goes to libraries anymore. NOBODY. And if you reply and say that you do, YOU ARE LYING.

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FFML_314 11

Ohhh emm gee Trollz! I go to the library twice a week.

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FFML_314 11

I volunteer at a library! :]

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FFML_314 11

Thank you. :] People think I'm a bitch, but I have a softer side.

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FFML_314 11

Haha, I never lie! Paul is watching.

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popit789 0

how did yu desirve it??

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sourgirl101 28

Why did you ask? Don't most guys just want a BJ and pancakes with bacon in the morning?

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2igutierrez31 2

dang i guess he got wht he wntd

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