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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
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Geiko_fml 0

Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.

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Freeze_fml 16

Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.

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yuggi1 11

give him what he asked for and move on. life is full of jerks like him, ain't nothing you can do about it :(

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TheDukeOfWriting 0

Wow I haven't laughed this hard at an FML in a while. Sorry op.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Shit, I almost forgot to give this OP her list of YDIs. YDI for dating someone with a birthday. YDI for even asking that question instead of waking him up w/ a BJ and a platter of sammiches.

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TheDukeOfWriting 0

What about a BJ while eating pancakes with bacon in the morning?

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mick3yx123x 0

as rude as that is, it's pretty creative

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