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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
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Geiko_fml 0

Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.

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Freeze_fml 16

Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.

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The_good_times 0

How do you people know that the BF is the jerk, I'm sure she did something to get a response like that, maybe she kissed his friend last night, or maybe she's a lying manipulative bitch, or maybe she's just stupid.

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sourgirl101 28

Calm down! Why so jaded? Have you been dating them hoes again?

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Ahaha, Sourgirl.. You need to comment more. :/

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sourgirl101 28

Haha Raleigh, Thanks. I still feel like an outsider some times. But damn this site is fun and full of characters that's for sure!(;

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sourgirl101 28

The letter "X"? Like a character in the alphabet? There's so many riddles coming for you Mercy. I'm always intrigued!(;

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Emys86 0

Yes why wouldn't rob pattinson not come on here FHL for dating that *****

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CovertMilitance 0

Oooooooohhhhh burn!!!!

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orangesodaftw 0

I say give the man what he wants. Tell him that it is over. He obviously doesn't want to be with you, so why should you be with him? There are plenty of men left who would treat a lady right and not be childish enough to pull this BS.

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jhoops 0

Mr. Belvedere says Hmm........sounds heartbreaking! (Smoke a joint)

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Rianebabe0502 0

**** him you can do better :D OH and on the night of his birthday take his phone the day before and make him come get it the night of his birthday thenn tie him to something so he can't leave then go out and party be like **** you bitchh! Lmfao o.o

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1luckeguy 0

wow! There's a lot of hostility behind that cute, sexy exterior

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1luckeguy 0

Nerds, you know you'll always be my favorite.

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artisticninja713 13

well at least you can give him that present and it doesn't cost you a dime :D

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my2centsworth 15

I hope you gave him what he asked for.

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biagginoUSA 5

what a prick!!! hope you told him go **** himself , give him that for his b day n get some 1 better!!

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