By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 21:54 - United States - North Adams

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
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Almost_Positive 18

Good on you. Hopefully you don't have to deal with him too much in the future

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aljop 15

That was classy to ask for his blessing. It sucks that you may have a classless asshole for a father in law.

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fsomelife 26

Sounds like a good thing you're getting her out of that family and into a new one. Good luck with the proposal, and all the very best!

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Vlortch_fml 6

Don't ask the father permission to marry his daughter. If I were him I would think "WTF is he asking me for ?" too !

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It's not asking permission.

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Chugs93 1

I think this fml is more for your girlfriend. Hope she's okay, to have a shitty dad like that sucks!

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teejessika 13

Wow, why does her father have to be so rude? I can't imagine what sort of relationship he shares with her.

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anonymous198913 26

I don't think she has a relationship with him...

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til_niagaraxfall 10

Finally a man in her life that can make her happy.

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cheyannemaaarie 12

He didn't seem to care, but take it as a yes. Hopefully she says yes too! Good luck!

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Ditagein 14

wow booty hurt everywhere

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