By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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DrConstantine 0

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

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Silhouette_fml 0

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

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rukusrazor 0

Some bitches love mini-vans. Enjoy it while you can.

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abuu 0

Well if your car is a peice of crap. then dont take it to heart. because then she means she likes you. becuase your car is shit. but if its nice. thennnn welll... your screwed. Hope you make lots of money!

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snowhawk22 0

welcome to life brotha. get used to that shit.

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plethora 3

Asking that question is just asking her to pander to your ego. YDI.

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nomo_fml 0

Eh, YDI for dating someone as shallow as that.

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Byeka 0

This is the classic difference between being a "provider" to women or a lover. Sounds like you're the prior when you wish to be the latter.

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vicxxx 0

your life is not ****** because your girlfirend is shallow...you're ****** because you picked her

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danedo 0

that is life. you are, in fact, only as good as your networth, so don't feel too bad.

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