By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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deliciouskaek 1

Dude. Your girlfriend is an idiot. Sorry.

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allstarplayer324 0

That sucks dude! On that note i think i'm going to use that on my boyfriend next time i don't want to give him a ******* :)

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endingcooks 0

LOLL she obviously doesn't want to give you one.

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mizled 0

HAHA! I'm a vegetarian, but I only use that line when someone tells me to suck it. Or they're REALLLLLY gross. xDD

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lollipop217 0

hahaha I like ur girlfriend, i'm so the same way

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izbity 0

good 4 her! what kind of sick people do that anywayz? a good, loving bf wouldnt care. thats one reason to date someone with experience. they've had their thrill, now they can focus on the things that matter

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