Kids: Today, I asked the 7-year-old that I was babysitting if he could...

By ew - 03/07/2012 11:33 - United States - Garland

Today, I asked the 7-year-old that I was babysitting if he could burp on command. He said he could, and began to demonstrate. It turns out he couldn't purposely burp, but he definitely could vomit on command. FML

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By emily074 - 23/08/2015 03:13 - United States - Salem

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 16:01 - United States - Nashville

Today, my 7-month-old spit up on the floor. My 3-year-old puts their hands in it, sniffed, and puked. Then sticks their hands in their own puke, sniffed, and puked again. FML

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By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By Felinefine - 15/08/2016 19:33 - United Kingdom - South Petherton

Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML

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Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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Catch!

By babybreath - 03/06/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Mama - 22/10/2024 20:00 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, I recently taught my 6 year-old son that, to be polite, you have to pretend you haven't noticed if someone farts. Now it embarrassingly just happened to me, and he shouted with a big smile, "See? I'm pretending I didn't hear it!" FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:25

Vomiting on command... not a bad skill to have. I mean let's say you there's a person bothering you, so to get that person to leave you alone all you have to do is vomit on that person! P.S. for all of you who don't have this amazing skill just use Jenna Marbles "face" to repel those annoying people

reallytho3 11

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:23

That kid has talent

Comments

feelingfree27 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:39

At least you know for next time.

Pelvispresley 8

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:39

That's even better!

alphaskater09 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:39

What were you hoping to gain from that knowledge?

TriflingAllDay 6

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:50

I don't like your tone of voice Tom.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:01

I'm not sure what to think. It sounds kinda cool, but can he hit all the letters of the alphabet and at different pitches?

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:06

Possibly not, but with appropiate diet and training he might be able to write a single letter in every color of the rainbow using his talent.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:05

Well, I can't burp at all if it makes you feel better. Well I guess you were trying to have a little fun with the kid, and it didn't go as planned.

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:11

If he asks you to play "Pull My Finger," don't do it.

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:18

Oh shit, that kid would be a nightmare...

Hiphuray4peas 27

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:13

Could have called that one!

Brilliant66star 17

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:16

Now you know some of the right questions to ask a 7yr old in your charge... Or at least you know which ones NOT to ask. The odd thing is, wouldn't you think a kid that age whom you're babysitting would try hard to impress you whether he can burp on command or not??? A solid YDI on this one..!

Lionesse 15

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:52

You have realize that kids spew liquids from all areas.. You are in a permanent splash zone while you are around kids sometimes. But you started this one so.. Lol.