By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
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Michigan_Girl 0

When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.

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grandpaearthling 2

was he eating with his hot tub buddies? heehee

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BDTM 0

sucks that there was no room, but if you were expecting your husband to move so you could sit there and he would have to eat alone, then you're a bitch and you deserve it.

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BDTM 0

why was my comment moderated? I didn't even say anything that bad, just called the op a bitch and explained why (if my understanding was correct).

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

I think the OP meant that their husband didnt move to go sit with them so at least the two of them could have lunch together.

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KVKdragon 26

have a girls only party in your house and tell your hobby there's no room. then after you successfully keep him out of the house, have your friends help you rearrange the furniture and eat all his favorite snacks, plus have them stink up the house ( except for where you're sleeping) with random sprays of random perfume when the party is over.

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JINJANINJA 0

hell probably just go out and have a damn good time with his mates, he seems to have a few whereas OP does not.

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loveurlifeJK 5

Jesus, people... Divorce should not be the immediate reaction to every little thing the husband/wife does. The divorce rate is so high already. There's a nifty little activity you can do together called "talking it out".

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randiZ25 0

thank you! people are to lazy/ prideful to talk about it! It's an easy fix!

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r6_fml 4

I don't think they literally mean to get a divorce. It's like when you say "who cares? **** him/her", you don't literally mean go have sex with them. P.S. Your spelling was impeccable.

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Tonys_kitten6 0

Divrce is not the answer, revenge is better. I'm not talking about like some psycho shit just do something you know bothers him and when he confronts you tell him your motive. Maybe he will understand X).

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shoopd 19

Orrrrrrrr...you could just tell him. Why is there a need for revenge?

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abudali911 3

get over it... oh no no one sat with you at lunch today. is it really that big of a deal

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SAltamirano 0

it's not a big deal but when your husband leaves u out to be wit his colleagues yea that's ****** up nd some people would feel like shit afterwards I kno k would!!

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papaya_master 4

Make some friends? Then you'll actually have someone to sit with.

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