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Same thing different taste
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At least you tried, son
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points for trying man. i wouldnt even attemp that shyt. panic attack? what panic attack dude? you got her attention and she now knows you like her. just keep at it, but dont stalk the poor woman. dont listen to all the negative mambo jumbo some people say. they lack creativity and romance.
There's nothing romantic about this bullshit OP pulled here.
OMG can I have some epic with that fail!
I can't say YDI or FYL because you had no way of knowing that but I feel bad for her. I know people like that and it is severely scary for them. Tone it down next time.
At least you know now she suffers from panic attacks. Well done on the romantic side. Most women would be blown away by such an effort.
I bet you think this is cool and loving and special and amazing, but in reality you're just a self indulgent reckless twat who puts people on the spot, let alone in a difficult situation at their place of work, without as much as a thought. No sane woman would agree to go out with you after you've so vividly illustrated how immature you are.
you're a pos, but I'm guessing you already knew that ;)
You could have got her fired, so that wasn't smart but you still have no way of knowing that would happen... so I feel you deserved it and didnt deserve it at the same time.
I don't understand why people make asking a person out more complicated than it needs to be. You know what works for me? Just walking up, introducing myself, and asking.
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Why go all out when something as simple as you saying "will you go out with me?" would work? Save that shit for marriage proposals.
Well, maybe try to tone down the extravagant gestures towards people you don't know very well yet? I hope she appreciated the effort, though....