By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML
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music_woman1 11

Join a gym? Or possibly a bootcamp, because you need the willpower and perseverance

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somewizdom 15

You should daydream more often, but with a salad next to you.

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Lillias_fml 19

Maybe you could stop buying sweets or chips so this way you won't have any near you when you feel like eating some.

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ScarletBloom 14

You need to discipline yourself. Jogging is one of the healthiest way.

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Calyx_fml 21

And here I thought duckface was bad. Shall we call it bukakke face?

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Dorothy Horsman 8

sounds like just pure hate from you.. maybe you should keep your fingers and mouth still when judging someone when you are not even above duckface

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braibrai734 2

Nope ur wrong jogging isn't the healthiest way to lose weight

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itsharkley 8

Sprinting then walking. Repeat. Thats one of the best cardio

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fordneagles 34

While I don't begrudge you complaining about your weight, don't say that you reached for your chips 'unknowingly'. I have a problem with weight, but at least I acknowledge what I'm eating is bad rather than being in denial about it. Admit your problem and then do something about it.

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Myo_fml 20

They were reached for unknowingly because daydreaming is a state of trance. The conscious mind was off being distracted with other things.

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Bekll 31

Chips generally come in a loud bag that pop when opened. Chips themselves are loud when chewed on. I would think at some point before eating the entire bag the trance of daydreaming would've been broken.

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Myo_fml 20

-shrugs- Trance is different for everyone. I'm not trying to defend OP's actions, just pointing out what I know. I do agree though that unless OP wants to make a change, then he has no right to complain.

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SanaSazi 32

Been there done that myself. Way too many times.

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melij99 5

Consider not having any unhealthy snack foods around the house. If they're not there you can't unknowingly eat them.

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thecovert 7

Walk for 20 mins each day. You will eventually work up to being much healthier. Do it no matter what.

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j_cat187 19

Only a 20 min low intensity workout? It needs to be at least 2 hours.

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SobrietyKills 14

I actually went to a doctor about my weight problem and he recommended a 20 min. (vigorous) walking regiment every day. So far I HAVE lost weight. You don't have to hit the treadmill for two hours to lose weight, you just have to stay active and eat better + smaller portions. Another great way would be to dance Zumba (or my favorite) swim.

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linkinpark98 23

Not only is there a button for that, you even managed to spell "sucks" incorrectly. You sir, or ma'am have failed at commenting.

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AnyaS 19

If you checked the profile you would know she's a girl.

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sweetmama88 6

Just wondering how much did you smoke?

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HairyPunisher 27

You like to stereotype don't you?

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tctheamazing 7

Oh yeah, because everyone who smokes is a fat ass.

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yanksby7 6

One day a couple years ago I was having a "fat" day. I felt like crap, and had no one to blame but myself. Just then, a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watchers commercial came on, and I thought to myself, "why not? The worst that could happen is it DOESN'T work, and I'm no worse off than before". So I did it, I'm still doing it, I feel better than I have in years, and I still love it! Find something that works for you and do it!

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DracoSpirita 21

What an inspiring story! I love it! :D

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Bekll 31

I'm glad it worked for you so well. I've been doing Weight Watchers for a month and a half and it has been of no benefit, only stressful.

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yanksby7 6

Different things work for different people. A friend of mine goes to meetings, but I don't have that kind of time. I kept myself honest by weighing in every week on Facebook. I thought it would be embarrassing, but the encouragement really helped!

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linkinpark98 23

Join a gym! Or, do what I did and save up for equipment. Using a treadmill everyday would increase your health drastically!

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