By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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1crabbygirl 10

Then it's an endless cycle!

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Cre3per 2

I hear you, bud. I mumble, "No, no, no! Stop- shut up, shut up!" So... Yeah, I hear yah, bud. :[

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acetheone 8

atleast you don't hum to dub step..... psychiatrist, anyone?

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fyl_darksouljoke 0

By that logic you would be stuck in an infinite loop. Remember something embarassing, spaz, remember that you spazzed, spaz again, so on and so forth til you get home. Am i right??

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bjg1009 3

Why not try faking a little coughing or sneezing fit if and when you feel this happening?

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onlymeblah 0

Lol I do weird things like that too. Gotta love the weird random stares! Haha :-P

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niggajews 0

Seems you have given yourself some type of OCD. That sucks, OP. Maybe go see a psychologist or something. Good luck!

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Late_night83 25

Don't know how this one even got through. Dumb.

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spiritgal102 2

Im not the only one

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