By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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Thatoneginger 0

Perdix she busted some CAPS in your ass :)

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kriz_allizwell 6

I think you should try something like " computer, erase all embarassing data, pronto"...especially effective if you wear a bluetooth headset and mirror shades....

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gramie 8

I do it too. I think that it's an attempt by my brain to break out of the memory and get back to the present. I tend to vocalize only when I'm alone or with family. It might be a noise repeated many times ("buh-buh-buh-buh-buh...", or swearing ("F*ck-F*ck-F*ck-F*ck-F*ck...), or occasionally a sing-song bit of nonsense. No idea why my brain does it like that. Bad brain!

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mangoqueen 8

I'm actually really excited to see I'm not the only one who does that. FYL, op. I know exactly how you feel. If someone hears it, I clear my throat like that's what I was trying to do in the first place. It makes me feel better even though I still look weird.

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zeromarth 2

happens to me too

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joanniejore 7

I think only medication can fix that...

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MyssMarsh 11

I do the same thing! But I make faces with it too.

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Anthony94_fml 7

I do that to and sometimes I say "zowie" because it's my dogs name.

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ZeroPath5 16

When that happens to me, I put the thought in a bubble in my head, and I place explosives from bombs to nukes around the bubble. I then completely blow up that bubble it helps me often, and sometimes I even permanently forget those moments :).

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