By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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bizarre_ftw 21

I used to do that! The attempting to erase embarrassing moments not spontaneously breaking out into gibberish in public Good job at thinking ahead for the second one

Lol I also do wierd sounds, like moaning or blurt out wierd things when i remember something emberassing. I haven't done it loudly in public yet though. I'm sure it'll happen soon enough when I "think" I'm alone

fuckmebutdontfml 16

I guess you'll have to do it yet again to erase this moment from your memories, just make sure it's in private next time

Oh my god I do this hahaha...just not in public

electroguy02 4

I thought I was the only who reacted whenever I remembered something embarrassing! ...even if that event happened all the way back in 3rd grade. Eeek. Anyway, I'm a marching band kid, and I learned to conduct as drum major for band. Whenever I recall an embarrassing time, I tend to do a cut-off, which looks basically like pulling a rope in front of you horizontally. But I've learned to not make it obvious. Good luck! --erm lalala

So... Are you stuck on repeat, then?

sacredeye73 11

Awsome! That actually sounds like fun. I'm gonna try it!

Practice makes perfect, one day you will have more self control over your thoughts :D