By S. - 26/08/2012 16:20 - Estonia

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
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TurtleSmile 14

That's too bad. Did you count all of them to make sure you didn't lose any?

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deathpotato 11

A firm grip usually fixes that problem.

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Comments

jenniiienyc 5

I hope you found all 500:) But after you dropped them, wouldn't you not want to put them in your mouth?

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Notyourrobot13 5

Hopefully you aren't planning on using them anymore....

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Enslaved 36

Why pick them up? Hope you're not going to use dirty toothpicks. Use a broom to swept them up and throw them away.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

After spending 20 minutes to pick them up one by one, I'm afraid she would have used them even dirty. I hope she gave up and used a broom when it happened for the second time.

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Feverrotes 15

I know I'm not the first to say this, and I don't care. The thought of rain man crossed my mind.

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shawnaishere 14

Damn I wouldn't want you in a lab with toxic chemicals if I'm also in there .

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MikeGel 6

Use a broom next time

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GypsyRover 0

Next time use a broom or a pice of paper! This is a FML indeed if you couldn't figure this out!

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Gege202 0

You could have just vacuumed them and them bought another pack

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mollysticks 10

Do you know how a vaccum works?-.-

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Bengals8807 7

Wow u dropped ur sticks? Damn ur life ****** sucks.

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etoilenuit 15

You should've just swept them up. Unless you were on carpet.. Then your screwed.

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banananread112 5

Or vacuumed them up... Idk if that would break the vacuum though.

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