Health: Today, I broke my right leg. I've had one shot of morphine, and...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I broke my right leg. I've had one shot of morphine, and even that only relieved the pain a little. It's now totally worn off and I have yet to get pain medication of any kind. My leg has been broken for over nine hours now. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 16:00

Today, after a long day at work, my legs were aching by the time I got home. Tired, I tried to go to bed early. Now the only thing preventing me from sleeping is the pain in my legs. It’s 4 a.m. now and no luck. FML

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tub944 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:55

And instead of finding help you post on FML

chiddy_bang71 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 18:33

Good call 104. I'm pretty smart, but I had completely overlooked the fact that OP might have broken her leg by breaking the bone. Thanks for your diagnosis, doctor.

Comments

sueannpalma 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:16

Oh suck it u my 10 year old broke his elbow in 2 places n not taken any aim meds only thing he's bitching about is the itching

laethriel 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:21

English learn it.

jlh2283 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:17

Boohoo, grow a pair. Morphine should of done it unless your a druggie already and use to the dosage. If you can type on morphine your a drug user and looking for your next fix.

sillyface007 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:40

they dont do ne thing for stuff like that anymore. some tab 5s for wen u start moving round maybe. cry uncontrollably for a long period of time. thats about the only way. or pretend like your not in pain. cuz doctors are the dumbest smart ppl ever.

sgtmonkeybananas 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:08

I feel you, brother. I broke my right femur and boy did it hurt!! They gave me stuff stringer than morphine and it was like constantly because the pain was so bad! I didn't have surgery until the next morning and I broke it 3pm the day before so it sucked a lot.