By tumbleshay - 21/03/2015 01:32 - United States - Veneta

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML
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fifi125 21

Superglue them all shut and then see how much she needs you!

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Steve95401 49

She will also miss your ability to reach things on the top shelf.

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ezrajab 22

That's when you say well the ****** is a muscle isn't it? Use that! Seriously tho sorry op things will look up soon

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hoosiergirl94 31

Well I need a man to open my jars

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Hauclir 14

I'll open your jars! Ship em to Canada, i'll open it, and ship it back.

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russfml 31

Haha I'd like to see how well the open jars ship back

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doctorhook86 24

#30: I'm actually in the process of inventing a special type of cargo plane specifically for shipping open jars! The jars will be locked down to the fuselage, which will rotate at high speed so that centrifugal force keeps the jars from spilling. Patent pending.

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Hauclir 14

She does bring up a valid point. She needs someone to open the jars.

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PaulMcCartney_ 11

Aw she doesn't deserve you. If she doesn't appreciate you, she doesn't deserve you. And she was using you for opening her jars. You'll find someone, I'm sure.

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Terrynics 8

Harsh. Very harsh.

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ontheFLY4 25

I find her to be extremely comical! I wonder if she had prepared this line and was just waiting for the opportune time to bust it out? FYL though.

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Delsanity 13

Then you are better without her .

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usaidwhat82 21

You definitely made the right decision OP. Hope you find someone more appreciative soon!

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