By tumbleshay - 21/03/2015 01:32 - United States - Veneta

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML
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fifi125 21

Superglue them all shut and then see how much she needs you!

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Steve95401 49

She will also miss your ability to reach things on the top shelf.

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russfml 31

That's when you hand her an elastic band and say well this could have been avoided all along. What a bitch FYL.

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Lily_Rain77 25

This is exactly how I feel. I have a boyfriend because I want one. Not because I need one. And I can open my own jars ;-)

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Tashmahollic 7

I live in oregon and I have said this. sorry brah.

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symboic 13

Am I the only one who likes to go through the comments and read all the down voted comments

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russfml 31

I'm in that boat! Sometimes there is in FML within an FML just like those Russian faberge eggs

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False_Stupidity 41

I do this too, mainly because i'm very curious about what comments were down voted into oblivion. Sometimes there are gems amongst the detritus.

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FieldLeftBlank 20

To all of you commenting on what a bitch she is, what exactly would you say if you were the ones getting dumped? Beg perhaps?

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russfml 31

All she did was validate his point. I'm sure he would be willing to continue the relationship if she appreciated him more. It sounds like she had it coming

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DoomedGemini 37

Maybe they aren't right for each other, that doesn't really make her a bitch. This seems like something my brother would do and I'm sure people would laugh If he did

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mosquito19 14

you're better off finding someone equally needy.

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