By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

looks like it was a good thing you dumped her if she's that senssitive

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1waytoolive 1

Yeah 24 somewhere private so she could of killed him and disposed of his body so much easier.

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OnlyAFeckWanker 0

What a ****. Stab her back

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enonymous 8

Mall cops mean bznss... srs bznss.

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KeyOfTheTwilight 1

To me, much like everything else on the internet, this FML seem rather one sided. I honestly think YDI simply because you lacked the decency to do it in private. If anything, you did her a favor. She may have overrated, and everyone should be held responsible for their own actions but you were a contributing factor to that outburst. Whether you'd care to admit it or not.

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SkyHiLyfe_808 0

There is absolutely no justifiable reason to stab someone.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Are you kidding??What if you're getting mugged or attacked? How are you going to defend yourself, with a Carebear Stare, or by sharing your feelings? It's always common sense to carry a knife with you at all times. If you're mentally stable enough to not go on a rampage, of course.

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geeksaresexy 18

Most teens/ young adults who get stabbed are stabbed with their own knife that they carry for protection..

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darkmis1 17

I agree with you 27, it was rude of OP to do that in a public place, and I have a feeling he was exaggerating when he used the word "stab".

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exotramp 5

I agree with 27. this fml doesn't also say HOW he conveyed the message to her, cos he might have also said something to provoke the violence in her. breaking up in a public place is never a good idea, and he should have just done it at home with one or two friends/family members nearby just in case, since he obviously suspected she'd blow up. doing it in a public place around total strangers is just cowardly. I have to say YDI.

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SkyHiLyfe_808 0

69, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to carry a concealed weapon without some type of permit. Pocket knives are one thing, but the type that's going to do any real damage is more than likely a no-go.

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HannahLouise96 13

Cause she seems like a pyscho bitch already. If he starts hitting her, who knows what she'd do? Also, I think violence, wether it's a guy hitting a girl, or a girl hitting (or stabbing) a guy, is wrong.

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