By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

looks like it was a good thing you dumped her if she's that senssitive

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1waytoolive 1

Yeah 24 somewhere private so she could of killed him and disposed of his body so much easier.

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switchgurl20 17

why did u break up with her? cos u finally realized she is crazy? i think ydi cos u could have done it in a more private area like her home or in a restaurant. or something. but to get that reaction i feel u told her there was another girl, we cant be together and then she stabbed u. ydi until u say wat u told her

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Pufferfish78 5

Don't think a restaurant would be a good idea either. She might exchange that ballpoint pen for a butter knife.

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mrjude 3

You didn't deserve it. Your ex is a ******* psychopath. You dodged a bullet here.

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CallMeHush 0

Chickenshit move, you knew there was going to be drama.YDI

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onedayinamsterda 14

sorry to hear u got stabbed, but hey, ur rid of that crazy bitch now so that's a good thing and you'd best get a PPO against her!

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godmax1 3

Imagine if we switched genders and OP was a female and got stabbed by her ex-boyfriend. I think everybody would be saying FML instead of YDI.

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TheLetterZero 7

That second sentence hurts to read, OP. YDI because of that.

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AnnaBonJovi 9

payback for giving her a love bite that bled!

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Jamialia 5

You're a piece of shit. Who does that? No wonder she acted like that, you ******* humiliated her in a public place!!

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TheDrifter 23

I hope you're single, or at least warn people that you believe stabbing them is an acceptable response to being dumped.

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Chikaaa21 0

Umm..i can understand why she would be upset..but stabbing you with a pen? thats a little excessive dont you think?

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