Love: Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By lonelyguy - 28/11/2009 03:02 - Puerto Rico

Today, I invited my crush to come and spend Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

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PSA: Don't be this guy

By Ih8ungratefulb - 23/04/2023 00:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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Cheesy

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML

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HeyitsPheddy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:31

She probably knows you like her and doesn't like you back. So, instead of being a bitch and rejecting you, she kept you as a friend. It definitely could have been worse, buddy.

bexox 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:34

I love how every one bitches about rejection. What is someone supposed to do if they're not attracted to you? Say yes and pity date you? Get into a relationship so you dont get your feelings hurt and inevitably treat you like shit? Yeah it sucks, but I hate peoples' attitude about it.

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alien_bow 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:03

Interesting how these girls can only "drop hints" about how they're not interested after the guy drops cash on some nice date...in any case, losses cut, now you can move on, even though you're out whatever you spent on it. FYL

a_to_z 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:09

awhhh

morgan020 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:13

That sucks try to find some one who will love you for you and not have you take them out to a nice dinner and for her to announce your new position in the friend zone. good luck :)

eastbaydad 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:24

she obviously knew what you were up to and "friend" blocked you...such a bitch. your response to her toast should have been "yes, to friends and also to going Dutch on the check and to chicks who swalllow.". that would have been gangster

RenRen_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:25

That's like being told "I love you......like a BROTHER~" by a girl you have strong feelings for. Really...ouch!

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:54

ouchtown, population YOU, bro. sux, doesn't it? I'll tell ya, i had a similar situation to yours recently. it got to the point where she wouldn't speak to me unless her and her bf were in a fight. so i just stopped talking to her. don't let yourself get that far in, tho, cause it sux more and more each day. just tell her how you feel, and if she shoots you down, at least you're out of the situation. if not, you'll still be happier because you manned up and she felt the same way towards you.

topflight1001 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:24

I'm sorry...loved for years, expensive dinner, bottle of wine...don't be such a pussy next time and tell her sooner (no five star restaurant needed). You could have saved yourself years of anguish.

ChrmnMa0 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:32

Being a pussy ftw! :P

MJ_Alexander 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:34

Ok, as someone with much experience with that kind of stuff, I pity you and judge you at the same time. You've loved your friend for years and didn't tell her... you went too far. You need to ask a girl out as soon as possible when you like her. You don't do that! It's awful. Yes, I know what it feels like to have feelings for a close friend but YEARS?