Health: Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle....

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By shiiiiit - 15/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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What? Why?

By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:46

Keyword: tried.

lenluigi 6

Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:49

if you can't sniff it try tasting it

Comments

breeY0 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:55

Best way to smell a candle.. and well I guess avoid a nose burn, is to simply blow it out. You're welcome.

asdaasdaasda 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:04

Wow! Thank you for taking sometime out of your incredibly busy life to help us simpletons who don't understand how fire works... What can be your next great lesson, ooh, does water actually make your skin wet or is that just a myth?!

breeY0 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:25

Ahh take it easy my sarcastic young friend, but again, you're welcome.

somewizdom 15

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:42

@24 premature sarcasm will get you downvoted.

meetmissmayhem 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:06

#24 you went way overboard. Chill out bro.

Kibaruto 33

Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:57

So? Go on, how did it smell? Lavender? Sea breeze? Pain? I'm dying to know man!

Rin_deviluke 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:04

I bet all he or she smell is burnt flesh now haha

Rin_deviluke 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:59

I want to know what drove you to sniff that candle? With a flame still burning?

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Tuesday 26 June 2012 14:45

Don't walk into the light! Don't smell it either!

sophielotus 2

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:01

Bright idea OP.

dude1122332 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:21

I see what you did there. Youuu.(:

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:04

Smells like burning don't it

Michael_92 20

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:13

This would be one of them moments where the YDI button just doesn't quite express my feelings right now.

Ugi 26

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:19

I often marvel at the lengths some on FML will go to in order to rid themselves of unwanted hair but burning out your nose-hair over a candle is taking it too far!

YourMoms_BF 2

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:27

Ladies and Gentlemen, there is now a new level of being an idiot.

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Tuesday 26 June 2012 14:48

Woo hoo, can't wait to level up and learn the skill, "Sniff Candle Ignite"! We call it SCI on the Boards, in case you were wondering . . . *cool shrug*.