Health: Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:53

How the hell did you manage to do that?

chuchurocket 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:58

Next time you "practice", unplug it.

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HahaYDI 0

Monday 22 August 2011 13:38

This might be understandable if it was a flat iron steak.

blacksswan 10

Monday 22 August 2011 13:40

You must have mad skills to be able to do that.

Masked00 4

Monday 22 August 2011 13:44

I don't even... How in the world does that even happen??

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 22 August 2011 13:59

next time, read the instructions first. instructions are made for people like you.

screamo_neve 12

Monday 22 August 2011 14:06

Smartass...

MurphyS94 4

Monday 22 August 2011 14:08

YDI for trying to straighten your gross tongue hair.

BabyBearCheyanne 0

Monday 22 August 2011 14:19

good god why on earth would you do that ?!?! O.o

jerico616 14

Monday 22 August 2011 14:32

Why the Hell would you lick a hot flat iron?

mjninety 9

Monday 22 August 2011 21:09

Maybe something yummy was on it?

HannahGoose14 0

Monday 22 August 2011 14:49

been there, done that! hurts like heck!

allthatremains25 0

Monday 22 August 2011 15:50

And the winner of the dumb ass award Is a tie this year! To you and OP congratulations .

BloodyMary666 24

Monday 22 August 2011 14:56

IDIOT.

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