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By lolzor - 12/03/2009 12:07 - Australia

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By ??? - 29/11/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By Atheist - 22/03/2012 04:56 - United States - Portland

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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alex_vik 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:02

You deserved that for calling a priest lame.

HopelesslyHpfl 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:03

you don't mess with God's followers Haha

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iammeanttolive 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:19

I lol'd.

keke_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:37

just a coincidence obviously...it's not like god exists or anything...

wrestler_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:38

That's not Karma, that's God getting you. No lie. Do you know the statistical chances of that happening? Very, very small. I wonder what the Priest says when you walk there next saturday/sunday with a broken ankle??

Nuklear 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:46

#13, if the chances of it happening are very small, it doesn't mean it can never happen. Shit DOES happen.

rocketman906 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:47

Obviously the priest is God and He was just telling you his master plan... which you fell into perfectly... figuratively and literally.

zandar 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:47

"That's not Karma, that's God getting you" #13, elaborate on the difference, will you?

Sabsnation 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 19:06

Karma isn't a thing from god. In fact it's a Hindu principle about how your current and past actions dictate your status in the next life. God and karma are not the same thing.

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:48

That's what you get for calling a priest lame. Call them by their real titles, child molesters.

yougotboyed 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:48

he wasn't joking, he actually is gettin God to smite you

Kingrayer 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:51

great example of instant kharma

countrygal926 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:55

Why on earth would u call a priest lame? True or not why would you be that disrespectful and say it out loud to his face? I mean unless he molested you then, by all means.