By lolzor - 12/03/2009 12:07 - Australia

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
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alex_vik 0

You deserved that for calling a priest lame.

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HopelesslyHpfl 0

you don't mess with God's followers Haha

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holynemesis1208 3

oh no morgan freedman and amazing powers.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

16.. um... do you understand the difference between religions

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fcuk_fml 0

hahaha, typical karma! but what would cal the priest lame, and to his face???

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boreddoubletears 0

As a joke... Like you would joke around with other friends. I'm friends with my pastor, he's a great mentor.

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dickinabox 0

DO NOT MESS WITH GOD. Haha actually I'm atheist, but this is hilarious.

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sashalynn 0

your just another dick in a box, aren't you?

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Shmeagle 0

Atheists keep their dicks in boxes!? O.o

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brodizzle 0

The priest will probably call him lame, #13.

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uscscreenwriter 0

Haha, nice joke #26. Why is everyone questioning this guy for calling the priest lame? For all you know they could be good friends and joke around. Priest are human beings you know.

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Vagabones 0

This wasn't an act of god. This was an act of carelessness and stupidity.

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seanpow4713 0

it's called a coincidence, come on now. you really think this "God" would cause a kid to break his ankle for disrespect but not interfere in all the genocide going on in the world? if that's true someone needs to get their priorities straight.

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