By crazyt446 - 11/07/2009 15:13 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML
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Yeow 0

Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!

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Morokea 0

Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.

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alex_vik 0

Why in the hell would you do that in the first place? If my girlfriend did that I'd dump her right there.

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lunaticsol 0

You'd break up with a girl for talking dirty to you? I think you seriously need to re-evaluate your sexuality...

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lyndis_fml 0

I'd break up with a girl who called me when I was hanging out with friends and started talking dirty. How awkward is it to get an erection while watching a football game? I'd rather have a woman who knows her place and doesn't speak unless spoken to.

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alex_vik 0

I'm normally busy, so if she randomly called me to just talk dirty, she'd be wasting my time.

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kira1kira 0

I woulda been like "Lacey? this is Jane. sry wrong #."

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mezochan 29

You can't recognize your own dad's voice? YDI.

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Stevieebabyy 0

FYL. I have the same issue. My dad and my boyfriend Devon "Devyy" are next to each other and I always say,"Babe, I need you so much" and my dad is like, "What?!"

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commenter2 0

just pretend your someone else and don't know what he's talking about

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TheAmazing_fml 0

My names Lacey too!!

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College_Aphro 3

How do you not know the difference btwn your bf's voice and your dad's voice? YDI for not being attentive.

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