By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
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Beebow_fml 5

Go "check on his house" for him.

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pie29302930 0

You seem to like the brainy guys, eh?

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Ricky23J 0

your boyfriend fails x100. dump him 1. For lying, and 2 for being a dumbass

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lollipop77_fml 6

Ever heard of call forwarding? It's been around forever! So before you call him out on being a liar I'd check that fact out!

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gj1999 3

I don't want to justify his possible lying but all my #'s buisness and house can be and are fwd to my cell.

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beachbabe830 0

you should probably consider dumping him

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omfglover 0

Break up with him.

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ikickgingers 15

I'd like to buy a vowel Pat...

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leadman1989 15

I just want someone to make him angry, so he flips out. "can I buy a vowel?" "No you can't buy a vowel THEY'RE all up there!!! You ******* nit wit". Contestant -- :o

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irimalovecheer98 5

You Realli should have mentioned that or you just a pushover

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Enslaved 36

Why didn't you just ask him "Isn't this your home phone number I'm calling?" but as others have said, he might have forwarded his calls. (I have done that before when I'm expecting a call I don't want to miss.)

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